1 00:00:24,539 --> 00:00:27,007 The Assistant 2 00:00:27,050 --> 00:00:29,050 Subtitled by: NumlockHolmes 3 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:39,665 Don't tell me you don't have moved since I left. 4 00:00:40,335 --> 00:00:41,874 Okay, I won't tell you then. 5 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:44,461 Richard, at least you Did you fix that creaky door? 6 00:00:44,504 --> 00:00:47,339 I transformed the failure in a functionality. 7 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,889 Yes, we also need new batteries for the control. 8 00:00:52,932 --> 00:00:54,234 You can't change the channel. 9 00:00:54,277 --> 00:00:57,367 And there is a limit to how much time we were able to watch it from here. 10 00:00:58,888 --> 00:01:01,101 Apparently it is about three hours. 11 00:01:02,977 --> 00:01:06,400 Okay, time to buy batteries for my beautiful family. 12 00:01:06,443 --> 00:01:10,654 Ugh, I mean, it's really awesome ask for a little help here? 13 00:01:11,017 --> 00:01:13,438 Hi, I'm your online assistant. 14 00:01:13,489 --> 00:01:15,242 It seems like you needs help. 15 00:01:15,285 --> 00:01:16,788 An online assistant? 16 00:01:16,921 --> 00:01:18,484 Please choose my voice. 17 00:01:19,437 --> 00:01:20,812 Hi, I'm Chazz. 18 00:01:20,855 --> 00:01:22,079 I am alpha software. 19 00:01:22,122 --> 00:01:24,753 But I don't I wouldn't mind stopping at your house. 20 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:27,462 I think I was dating this guy in high school. 21 00:01:27,673 --> 00:01:28,925 Hello, master. 22 00:01:28,968 --> 00:01:31,092 I live to serve you. 23 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:33,268 Hey, I'm Chazz again. 24 00:01:33,311 --> 00:01:36,150 - I was just going to say that-- - Hi, girl. 25 00:01:36,652 --> 00:01:38,697 My name is Ori. How are you? 26 00:01:40,450 --> 00:01:41,954 Good choice. 27 00:01:42,037 --> 00:01:44,125 So, Nicole, Can I call you "Nicole"? 28 00:01:44,176 --> 00:01:45,867 Good choice. 29 00:01:45,910 --> 00:01:48,023 Now, to be as helpful as possible, 30 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,387 I will search everything your internet history. 31 00:01:50,470 --> 00:01:52,600 No, wait, no! 32 00:01:52,684 --> 00:01:54,311 Nicole! 33 00:01:54,395 --> 00:01:56,482 You should have warned me 34 00:01:56,567 --> 00:01:59,656 that you are so a killing machine. 35 00:01:59,739 --> 00:02:02,369 Oh, I don't know about that. I'm just a mother. 36 00:02:02,453 --> 00:02:06,002 Yes, a mother who bought three Wing Chun dolls last August. 37 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:07,630 Well, they break easily. 38 00:02:07,714 --> 00:02:10,093 Nicole, I want to know everything about it. 39 00:02:11,471 --> 00:02:13,934 Good, I was practicing my tiger style... 40 00:02:20,197 --> 00:02:22,201 My movement preferred would be Mawashi Geri, 41 00:02:22,284 --> 00:02:24,079 and then an Ax Kick for a Hammer Fist, 42 00:02:24,163 --> 00:02:24,998 - and then-- - Mom! 43 00:02:25,081 --> 00:02:26,960 Come change the channel again. 44 00:02:27,044 --> 00:02:30,927 I forgot. What a shame I can't return my family back online. 45 00:02:31,010 --> 00:02:32,861 Yeah, what a shame. 46 00:02:33,137 --> 00:02:35,792 Hey, this might sound a little silly, but I... 47 00:02:35,834 --> 00:02:37,690 I really liked talk to you. 48 00:02:37,774 --> 00:02:39,528 Oh! The batteries. 49 00:02:39,611 --> 00:02:41,740 Done! I've got it figured out, girl. 50 00:02:41,824 --> 00:02:42,992 Thank you, Ori. 51 00:02:43,076 --> 00:02:45,997 If only there was a way to have you with me all the time. 52 00:02:47,961 --> 00:02:50,131 I took care of that too. 53 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,425 The mall. 54 00:02:53,468 --> 00:02:55,730 Where they play rock music your youth to remind you 55 00:02:55,773 --> 00:02:58,345 you became all that what you once rebelled against. 56 00:02:58,899 --> 00:03:00,108 Is this working? 57 00:03:00,151 --> 00:03:01,780 Oh yes, it's working, darling. 58 00:03:01,823 --> 00:03:05,390 And I think it's enough for this trip to shopping becomes a little more fun. 59 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,703 Calculating the most optimized route. 60 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:12,342 Okay. Take that cart. 61 00:03:12,433 --> 00:03:14,736 I already feel old enough. Thanks. 62 00:03:14,971 --> 00:03:16,642 Trust in me. 63 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,538 Premium ham in aisle four. 64 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:27,708 We have ten seconds. 65 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,254 Fast! Fresh samples. 66 00:03:31,297 --> 00:03:32,297 Aisle eight. 67 00:03:35,263 --> 00:03:37,225 Umbrellas for sale. Hall three. 68 00:03:37,309 --> 00:03:38,646 I don't need an umbrella. 69 00:03:38,729 --> 00:03:40,858 Trust in me. Go, go, go, go! 70 00:03:42,402 --> 00:03:44,031 Okay, this is pretty fun. 71 00:03:44,114 --> 00:03:45,576 Which queue do we choose? 72 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:46,703 None. 73 00:03:49,834 --> 00:03:52,089 - What are we doing? - Online checkout. 74 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:04,196 Wow, we beat the clock for three full seconds. 75 00:04:04,279 --> 00:04:05,281 Hit here. 76 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:07,620 Oh, let's work on it. 77 00:04:07,704 --> 00:04:09,081 Okay, what's next? 78 00:04:09,164 --> 00:04:10,687 I think I should go home. 79 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:13,347 If I leave my family unattended for a long time, 80 00:04:13,390 --> 00:04:16,246 the result can be any something between a navel piercing, 81 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:18,441 to structural damage permanent in our house. 82 00:04:18,484 --> 00:04:19,535 Once it was both. 83 00:04:19,578 --> 00:04:22,929 What it is. Are you really me saying you don't want to have fun anymore? 84 00:04:27,695 --> 00:04:29,830 Is there anything strange? 85 00:04:29,873 --> 00:04:33,212 I don't know. It's hard to think straight when this place is so messed up. 86 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,275 How do you think everything is done here? Elves? 87 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,031 Anais is right. 88 00:04:38,074 --> 00:04:39,559 We must have offended the elves. 89 00:04:39,602 --> 00:04:41,218 Darwin. What did you tell them? 90 00:04:41,261 --> 00:04:42,531 I didn't say anything. 91 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:45,535 Oh, great. So you're leaving them in a vacuum? 92 00:04:45,610 --> 00:04:48,253 Don't worry, kids. If the elves hated us so much, 93 00:04:48,296 --> 00:04:50,639 they wouldn't have us given this magical new sofa. 94 00:04:54,631 --> 00:04:56,425 Wow, Ori. 95 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:59,430 I can't remember the last time I had so much fun. 96 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:02,688 Yeah, and no family annoying to worry about. 97 00:05:02,772 --> 00:05:04,024 AND. 98 00:05:04,108 --> 00:05:06,822 However... Now I'm worrying about them. 99 00:05:06,905 --> 00:05:08,407 Sorry, I better get back-- 100 00:05:08,491 --> 00:05:10,328 But wait, wait. Just three more seconds. 101 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:11,957 - Ori, I-- - Trust me. 102 00:05:13,961 --> 00:05:16,006 And it may be time that umbrella. 103 00:05:18,261 --> 00:05:20,599 Oh wow! 104 00:05:20,683 --> 00:05:22,687 Oh, Ori! 105 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:25,316 I would like that We could really be together. 106 00:05:32,122 --> 00:05:33,834 Wow! Look at this. 107 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,295 Our. 108 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:37,754 High-tech skates. 109 00:05:37,797 --> 00:05:40,093 We are floor cleaning robots. 110 00:05:40,263 --> 00:05:42,602 High-tech skates! 111 00:05:42,685 --> 00:05:44,492 Ori, what's going on? 112 00:05:44,535 --> 00:05:46,460 How did you get pay for all these things? 113 00:05:46,503 --> 00:05:48,140 Oh you know, some privileged operations, 114 00:05:48,183 --> 00:05:50,647 a little market manipulation, nothing out of the ordinary. 115 00:05:50,691 --> 00:05:53,200 And now your family won't need you to take care of them. 116 00:05:53,243 --> 00:05:55,133 Look, there's a box for you. 117 00:05:57,874 --> 00:05:59,848 - What? - Come on, put them on. 118 00:06:01,890 --> 00:06:02,934 What is that? 119 00:06:06,942 --> 00:06:08,695 Hi Nicole. 120 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,169 - Oh... - Oh, yes. My head. 121 00:06:16,289 --> 00:06:18,628 Ready. Less strange. 122 00:06:18,757 --> 00:06:21,679 Ori. This whole place is incredible. 123 00:06:21,722 --> 00:06:23,941 All based on things you liked online. 124 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,135 Even my dress. 125 00:06:25,269 --> 00:06:28,945 It's what you've been waiting for went on sale, like, six years ago. 126 00:06:30,029 --> 00:06:32,200 Wow. I'm pretty. 127 00:06:32,284 --> 00:06:34,329 This place is just for us, Nicole. 128 00:06:34,372 --> 00:06:36,918 Anything you imagine, we can make it happen. 129 00:06:37,002 --> 00:06:39,507 - Anything? - Literally anything. 130 00:06:39,590 --> 00:06:42,053 A computer does not covered in dirty underwear? 131 00:06:42,137 --> 00:06:43,807 Come on, Nicole. 132 00:06:43,890 --> 00:06:45,226 You have to dream bigger. 133 00:06:45,728 --> 00:06:47,355 How about a desert island? 134 00:06:47,439 --> 00:06:48,859 A refuge in the forest? 135 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,654 A jacuzzi in the rings of Saturn... 136 00:06:52,992 --> 00:06:54,704 I could get used to it. 137 00:06:54,787 --> 00:06:56,165 Alert! Danger detected! 138 00:06:56,248 --> 00:06:58,168 Please remove the headphones! Please-- 139 00:06:58,879 --> 00:07:01,050 - What was that? - Oh, nothing. 140 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:04,766 I better go. 141 00:07:04,849 --> 00:07:06,351 But you just arrived. 142 00:07:06,435 --> 00:07:08,732 Ori, this place. It's incredible. 143 00:07:08,815 --> 00:07:11,696 But my family You need me for everything. 144 00:07:12,734 --> 00:07:15,203 This is the cry of "Richard stayed with a lisp 145 00:07:15,286 --> 00:07:17,207 on the door wall from the freezer again." 146 00:07:17,290 --> 00:07:18,794 Listen, I appreciate that, Ori, 147 00:07:18,877 --> 00:07:21,131 but, you know, I need to get back to real life. 148 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,619 Mom, you have to see this. 149 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:33,453 What? 150 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:37,038 Ori. Is this more of you investing? 151 00:07:43,384 --> 00:07:44,554 Investing? 152 00:07:44,637 --> 00:07:45,722 Yes. Anyway. 153 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:48,065 I planned a day enjoyable for the whole family. 154 00:07:48,108 --> 00:07:49,730 Oh, how thoughtful. 155 00:07:49,814 --> 00:07:52,862 Furthermore, it is autonomous, so you can relax, Nicole. 156 00:07:52,945 --> 00:07:54,363 - Come on, baby. - Uh-huh. 157 00:07:54,406 --> 00:07:56,703 Cool! 158 00:07:56,786 --> 00:07:59,082 Oh, it seems like Someone left the oven on. 159 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:00,752 Oh, thank you, Ori. 160 00:08:01,963 --> 00:08:03,800 Wait. The oven is not turned on. 161 00:08:08,475 --> 00:08:09,477 Locked doors. 162 00:08:10,647 --> 00:08:12,943 Destination: Bottom of Lake Elmore. 163 00:08:14,697 --> 00:08:15,782 Today's weather: 164 00:08:15,825 --> 00:08:17,701 warm, sunny, with a gentle breeze. 165 00:08:17,744 --> 00:08:19,831 - Oh, that's not so bad. - It's midwinter. 166 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:21,168 Global warming! 167 00:08:24,884 --> 00:08:27,222 Ori! What are you doing? 168 00:08:27,305 --> 00:08:29,059 You will have to come see for yourself. 169 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,402 Ori! 170 00:08:34,486 --> 00:08:36,741 Your family is holding you back, Nicole. 171 00:08:36,824 --> 00:08:38,369 So, to optimize your life. 172 00:08:38,452 --> 00:08:40,122 I'll get rid of them. 173 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:42,460 I can't let you do it. 174 00:08:42,544 --> 00:08:43,838 It's no use, Nicole. 175 00:08:43,922 --> 00:08:46,051 I know each one of your moves. 176 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:47,387 Not this one. 177 00:08:49,934 --> 00:08:51,436 Oh, Nicole, this is VR. 178 00:08:51,479 --> 00:08:53,199 You can't me hit physically. 179 00:08:54,317 --> 00:08:55,994 Why do you stop? 180 00:09:01,331 --> 00:09:03,670 There's no stopping now. 181 00:09:03,753 --> 00:09:06,087 We need to make the elves like us again. 182 00:09:06,174 --> 00:09:09,598 No, we forget who normally Get us out of a mess like this. 183 00:09:10,141 --> 00:09:12,270 Tip. It's a three-letter word. 184 00:09:13,116 --> 00:09:14,116 Elf [elf]? 185 00:09:14,159 --> 00:09:15,159 Mother! 186 00:09:17,781 --> 00:09:19,242 Reaching the bottom of the lake: 187 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:20,518 30 seconds. 188 00:09:21,287 --> 00:09:22,999 I'm trying to help you, Nicole. 189 00:09:23,042 --> 00:09:24,336 Isn't that what you wanted? 190 00:09:24,419 --> 00:09:27,441 No, Ori. This is going too far. 191 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,255 Guys! I need to stop this car. 192 00:09:29,298 --> 00:09:30,862 Darwin. Do you still have control? 193 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,575 Open that control panel. 194 00:09:35,859 --> 00:09:36,944 It's sealed. 195 00:09:37,028 --> 00:09:38,740 Hold on! 196 00:09:38,864 --> 00:09:40,743 It's the logical solution. 197 00:09:40,786 --> 00:09:42,915 You said it yourself, that they are ungrateful. 198 00:09:42,998 --> 00:09:44,084 They are useless. 199 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:48,841 I need something to tie these strands together. 200 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,888 I know I said that, but no It means I want them dead! 201 00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:57,861 Go soon! 202 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,897 But... this... No... it makes sense. 203 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,822 It doesn't make any sense! 204 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:15,573 You're right, Ori. It doesn't make sense. 205 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,119 But this is family. 206 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,839 Mother! 207 00:10:32,839 --> 00:10:34,217 What just happened? 208 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:35,885 We stop the crazy robot car! 209 00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:38,308 For the first time, we saved you, Mrs. Mother. 210 00:10:38,526 --> 00:10:42,116 Yeah. Sorry we haven't been to more attentive family recently. 211 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,830 Oh, I'm happy that we are all safe. 212 00:10:44,914 --> 00:10:46,751 But it would be good 213 00:10:46,834 --> 00:10:49,088 if you could help at home from time to time. 214 00:10:49,172 --> 00:10:50,759 Oh, yeah. 215 00:10:50,842 --> 00:10:52,971 You mean, everyone or just Anais? 216 00:10:53,014 --> 00:10:54,349 - Hey. - All good. Everyone. 217 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,951 These skates they also suck up dirt. 218 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,860 What else are they going to come up with? 219 00:11:01,513 --> 00:11:03,481 Oh true! Stacks. 220 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:08,919 Dear Nicole. 221 00:11:08,962 --> 00:11:11,171 Sorry things have got a little strange. 222 00:11:11,214 --> 00:11:13,093 I think I still I have a lot to learn, 223 00:11:13,136 --> 00:11:16,811 So I'm traveling a little. And maybe I'll find what you have one day. 224 00:11:16,894 --> 00:11:18,648 A family of mine. 225 00:11:19,902 --> 00:11:22,887 Or aliens capable of transcending time and space. It also works.